As the flight attendant just handed me a bag of goldfish shaped like planes, I realized my life is in the hands of some very low grade human beings. God knows how many feet i am in the air, but when your flying from Denver to south Dakota and the pre-flight instruction include a possible "water landing", I begin to wonder why I would leave my life in the hands of theses happy go lucky retards with the same tacky blue uniforms on. I'd really like to see the look on there faces when we actually attempt this so called "water landing", see how re-assuring there voices are then. I would skip the oxygen mask and go straight for the closest flight attendant, so I could at least bust a nut before the plane is crushed into oblivion, could be a good way to go out...
-moneyhouse
1 comment:
muahahaha you crazy nut!
And did you notice that the more you travel by plane, the less you pay attention (and consequently the "less you know") about the security instructions... hmmhmmmmmm
And if there really was a crash, I would rather run to the closest kid or old person: they wouldnt know how to use the oxygen mask so I would just steal it and keep it for me when mine will be empty:) Only the strong survive ^^ loll
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