final preperations

I would advise anyone who is ever buying a laptop to wait until after a major coorperation run by vultures floods the market with a new operating system. Every decent store on earth has stopped stocking laptops so they can get the new Vista ones. Now i'm left to choose from the leftovers of a christmas frienzy, and the leftovers look pretty fuckin bleak. I'd order thedamn thing online, exept that by the time it gets here I'll be off in another state on a drinking bing of epic purportion. I'm proabably going to just buy the most expensive laptop in stock at coscto and then rape the fuck out of their "cutomer service policy" by returning it the day i get back. I'll find a way to convince the salesman that the cocain falling out of the keyboard adds a touch of vanity to the product, not to mentionan increase in the street value.